February 2012
les-minx asked: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK OK OMG ARE YOU FUCKING JOKING YOU BREATHED THE SAMME AIR AS TEHM YOU'RE TOUHCED BY THE SEX GODS GOOD LORFD I CNA'T TYPE!!1!!!
les-minx asked: sup
OK LES-MINX OR ZERL MESSAGE ME !!
ZERL MESSAGE ME RIGHT NOW !!!
You & your husband celebrating your 25th wedding...
Husband: 25 years? Wow, that has gone fast.
You: Yeah I know
Husband: Seems like it was yesterday when at my concert I heard thousands of fans telling me how much they loved me and I heard you scream "GET IN ME YOU FINE PIECE OF ASS! HAVE MY BABIES!" I knew from that moment on that you were the one.
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
